But what I intend to do, the day after Hillary Clinton is elected president of the United States, is to do everything I can to make sure she goes forward as progressively as she can.
I'm a huge fan of MAC's sheer pressed powder because it feels virtually weightless. I can actually wear it to the gym and not clog my pores.
As a fighter, I pay very close attention to the amount of marketing that goes into and around my fights, and I can tell you that you'd be hard pressed to find much that has been done to promote me outside of 'TUF 24,' which was minimal in comparison to other fights, fighters, and shows.
I can be jubilant one moment and pensive the next, and a cloud could go by and make that happen.
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue!
I'm not going to coach again. I've done my coaching, and I think I can put that aside.
I can think of many reasonable excuses for needing a cocktail, but Cinco De Mayo is always a no-brainer.
I can be a little cocky.
When I concentrate, my face is deadpan and I can see there is a coldness there - when I'm making business decisions I know I can be quite dispassionate.
Why is it that I can remember so easily the lyrics to the opening theme song of 'Gilligan's Island?' Why do I remember these trivial things, and I can't remember the names of important collaborators?
It could be that all awful dictators are frustrated artists - Mao with his poetry and Mussolini with his monuments. Stalin was once a journalistic hack, and I can personally testify to how frustrated they are. Pol Pot left a very edgy photo collection behind. And Osama seems quite interested in video.
I have a lot of wonderful people in my life - probably five, collectively - who I can tell everything to.
I do love when men wear cologne - if I get a hint of it, I want to move closer so I can smell it more.
I got into this little habit of architecture and building. I designed a house in Colorado and one in Hawaii. The idea is supposed to be build and sell - but then I can never bring myself to sell them.
I feel very responsible for young models of colour. They come to me and tell me they're not getting jobs, and I do what I can to speak up for them.
Having other comedians complimenting my work is the biggest accolade that I can get.
I don't really have much to prove. I can easily go in a comfort zone, make two films a year, hype them because I've signed them as a star, make them cheap and they will be big hits.
I can sing very comfortably from my vantage point because a lot of the music was about a loss of innocence, there's innocence contained in you but there's also innocence in the process of being lost.
I can do web, comic books, macrame, art.
I like to play the comic relief or parts that aren't necessarily comedic but that I can find the comedy in.
