I can excuse everything but boredom. Boring people don't have to stay that way.
I can focus on what seems to be the most boring things for days at a time.
I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow.
I'm the oldest of three girls. My sisters say I can be bossy.
I would hate people to think bossy is all I can do.
I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers - doesn't matter if its something my wife hates.
My biggest extravagances are also investments. I have several houses in California, a house in Nashville, an office complex, and I bought the old home place in Tennessee. They are different places for me to write, but I can turn right around and sell them.
I realized why I can cook for different environments. Because of everything I've gone through growing up. Why can I cook for a Hollywood event without blinking an eye? Because I cooked at the Beverly Hilton and because I moved to Villa Park. Why can I cook for kids on Hollywood Boulevard at night? Because I went through it.
I can make a bourbon and Coke, those types of drinks... If the ingredients are named in the drink, I can make it.
My mother sees things but from the distance; she does not weigh them in regard to my position, and she judges me too harshly. But she is my mother, who loves me dearly; and when she speaks, I can only bow my head.
I feel like an old boxer. The brain's gone, but I can still move around.
It's about stories. If I can tell the story to America, whether it's Riesling or a boxer from Harlem, it will sell. I know on my gravestone it's going to be, 'Storyteller.'
If I put my pinkie to my thumb, I can cover my wrist all the way to the knuckle. When I get a watch, I always have to go and get extra holes put in or get a special bracelet that's adjustable.
If Brando can do Capote and I can do Brando - well then, I can do Capote.
I can never find the right bras.
I thought I was weak and couldn't be on my own. But actually, I can do it; I just need to be a bit braver.
I do a bit of Brazilian ju-jitsu when I can. I like a bit of that.
I'm a London boy, born and bred, and I'll be there for as long as I can.
I've learned that I can still be loved if I perform well, and I learned that from the broken brilliance of Matt Hardy.
If I can change bodies with anyone, it would be Britney Spears because how can you not like Britney Spears?