The key to humor is often self-loathing or sarcasm. In a sense, that's how self-loathing is made palatable.
I wanted a guitar when I was 4 or 5, and I learned how to play guitar by the time I was 6. Just self-taught.
I had no idea how to eat sensibly.
How often I found where I should be going only by setting out for somewhere else.
At seventeen years old, I found out I could sing, and I got up and sang in a club, and I got a big hand, and I thought, 'I'm gonna continue this.' So that's how it all began.
That's really how I ended up making the first flag - I was the guy who could sew it.
When I was younger, my grandma taught me how to cut patterns and sew.
How do I know about a man's needs for a sex symbol? I'm a girl.
I know of my sex appeal. I know about sexuality, and I know how to use it - tastefully, of course.
How people interpret my degrees of sexiness is out of my hands.
We may forget, or be unaware of, how prevalent it is to be sexually traumatized by events that are generally not thought of as traumatizing.
It would be pretty shabby to appear flippant around a documentary that's about how much I love my fans.
I was a huge fan of Shane Douglas and how he used the microphone during a match.
I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I do know how to count.
Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers.
It never troubles the wolf how many the sheep may be.
After a sheltered life, I went the other way. I wanted to prove how tough I was.
I'm coming out with my line of shoes and my very first shoe is called 'The Nethia.' How we came up with the name is that my legal name is Linnethia and we shortened it.
I was a little shocked at how adult some of the humor was, because I was never that into animation before and when I watched 'Shrek' I really laughed out loud.
I'm kind of shy, and I think that I take that out by performing in front of a lot of people. That's how I get out my shyness.
