I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh.
I still go to a salon where a gal does my hair, and I don't know if it's because I'm a celebrity but by the time I leave there, we are eating chicken and talking and screaming.
The nice thing about the gallery shows is that without having to pay any money you can just go and see it.
I spend a lot of time in bed when I'm off. But if I'm feeling adventurous, I'll go to a gallery.
I'm not particularly impressed with going 50 miles per gallon. That doesn't impress me when we can go to the moon.
I always dreamt that I would marry in the Piazza Del Campo in Siena and go on my honeymoon down the Amazon, up the Nile, on a gallop through the pyramids, to Nepal and Kerala, on a safari and finally to Lake Titicaca in Peru.
I still gamble, but it's all legal. I own horses, and I go to watch my horse. I don't go daily.
I am a gambler. I decided to go in with Company E in the first wave.
Gambling can turn into a dangerous two-way street when you least expect it. Weird things happen suddenly, and your life can go all to pieces.
I'm not going to go back to gambling; I mean, it's as simple as that.
I remember starting 'Game of Thrones,' everyone said 'you have to watch it,' but I thought 'it's science fiction, it's not real, it's nothing.' I gave it a go and then couldn't stop watching it.
That's the only thing I'm jealous about 'Game of Thrones': they get to go to Spain all the time.
Businesses have come and gone at Homeboy Industries. We have had starts and stops, but anything worth doing is worth failing at. We started Homeboy Plumbing. That didn't go so well. Who knew? People didn't want gang members in their homes. I just didn't see that coming.
This society cannot go forward, the way we have been going forward, where the gap between the rich and the poor keeps growing. It's not politically viable; it's not morally right; it's just not going to happen.
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
So maybe I can go back to being a Gardeners' World addict again.
I've always liked and appreciated storytellers like Garry Shandling and Bill Cosby - more long-form comedy. So starting in San Francisco, watching all these great comics - Patton Oswalt, Dave Chappelle - you get to see them a bunch, and you go, 'Wow, this is where I need to be.'
Anyone who would let Gary Cooper and the entire cast go charging on horseback without first finding out what kind of footing the horses had is nuts and cannot possibly direct a motion picture.
People think just because I'm from the Middle East, I'm an expert on the Middle East. So, like, I got a friend, like, any time the gas prices go up, he'll always ask my opinion about it.
It's a pipe dream, but for me, I've always wanted a Tesla. I would never have to go to a gas station.
