Jason Woliner and I have been longtime friends and collaborators.
A lot of my friends are gangsters. Not like gangsters - well, yeah, all sorts of levels of criminality - but not the types that are preying on innocent people. I have no interest in the type of criminality that has no respect for collateral damage.
I'm not nostalgic for my glory days in college. It was lame for me. Probably because I had no friends.
Most of my friends from college became dental hygienists or went into retail, a lot went into sales. They all started getting married and having kids and buying homes and I was still living like a college student.
I don't want enemies. I want friends, and I want them in all shapes, sizes, and colors, and loving whoever they want to.
I didn't tell any of my friends that I wanted to be a comedian, because I was superstitious. I thought if I told people, it wouldn't happen. So I kept it all in my head for years and years.
I wasn't even a big comedy nerd. A lot of the comedians I know - a lot of my friends are comedians - they knew a lot about comedy growing up.
Even among those who I would not count as 'friends,' I have met many people online who have simply commented on my work or are interested by what I do.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
More than ever before in human history, we share a common destiny. We can master it only if we face it together. And that, my friends, is why we have the United Nations.
Rap, to me, is communal. It's something you do with your friends. So becoming a member of a group was the dream.
I don't like talking unnecessarily, and my communication skills are zilch. I just can't converse with people. Maybe it's because of my stuttering or stammering, but I'm not confident of talking with people. I only talk to very close friends and family.
I can remember earning £5,000 a game playing for Hibs at the end of the Seventies. They let me commute from London, train on the Friday and play on Saturday. That lasted until my friends at the Inland Revenue decided to take two-thirds. That wasn't very entertaining for me.
Friends are as companions on a journey, who ought to aid each other to persevere in the road to a happier life.
I was a child who went about in a world of colors... My friends, my companions, became women slowly; I became old in instants.
Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other friendships of the same intimacy.
Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure that they think he is growing old.
I love Boston. I come here all the time and play pick-up ice hockey with friends in Concord and Bedford.
Man, if you're gay we can be friends. If you're straight, we can be friends. I'm not gay, I don't plan on being gay, I don't condone it and I'm not sayin' I'm against it.
We need to have intimate, enduring bonds; we need to be able to confide; we need to feel that we belong; we need to be able to get support, and just as important for happiness, to give support. We need many kinds of relationships; for one thing, we need friends.
