It made him feel like less of a man. And given how much less of a man he’d felt the past several weeks, that was really saying something. He was surprised someone from the Man Club hadn’t come by to revoke his dick and balls.
The Howard Hughes thing hadn’t actually sounded like such a bad deal until about...oh, eight thirty-five this morning. Something about having his ex carry him to the bathroom and help him wash his balls just took all the fun out of becoming an eccentric recluse.
Bad enough that getting turned on when he had nothing more than a bath towel to hide it would make the condition kind of hard to miss, but getting turned on in front of his ex-fiancee was akin to smearing honey on his junk and walking into grizzly territory.
Some people don’t realize what they have until it’s gone, but that does not always mean they are supposed to get it back.
To save face, it's better not to ask sex from the ex, but to give everything the axe.
Oftentimes someone leaves their partner who is comparable to the sun for someone else who is comparable to a spark.
Last love lives long lost life.
