I was a married woman and I had a baby. I would have adored it, but I just couldn't do it because I'm a lady.
If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth.
My theory is, 'Happy mommy, happy baby.'
Now that the baby is coming, I will do a lot more balancing. I'm going to be a real mommy.
I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.
The thing that stood out above and beyond all the experiences was this relationship with the nine-month-old baby. On weekends, I'd be thinking about going back to set on Monday just to see the baby.
I gained 65 pounds with my first baby and 70 with my second. I had severe morning sickness both times, so I mostly ate supersize bowls of white pasta with loads of butter and cheese because that was the only thing that took away the nausea.
I've seen many female comics that a lot of people haven't heard of who are so funny, and I saw them come up, and they were working so hard, and then all of a sudden they had a baby, and they just got tied up in motherhood, and eventually, they kind of just stopped doing stand-up, and I thought it was such a shame.
Nikki lives around the corner from me and I see him all the time. We talk a lot, and of course we're still friends. That was our baby, Motley Crue, we put that band together.
My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top.
You do need parental guidance and I was in a great position with both my mum and dad. They split when I was a baby but even though I stayed with my mom they were both very much involved in my upbringing.
I showed up in October 1946, part of an early surge that would become a great nationwide baby boom. My sister Kathy was born a year later.
My first role was in a Nativity play. My mom was playing Mary, and I was crying backstage, so she brought me out as Baby Jesus.
One fan sent me one tooth, so I made a necklace out of it. But then I found a bunch of my baby teeth, and started realizing I would love to wear a piece of my fans' bodies on me.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
Each record is sort of like a brand new baby, where it's your favorite thing at that moment in time.
I'm the kind of guy who wants to be involved in everything concerning our new baby. I don't want to miss a thing.
It's difficult when you have a new baby but, at the same time, a nice distraction.
I can't stop staring at my beautiful new baby.
The ability and desire to transform the mundane materials at hand that we both bring into the collaboration well beyond the sum total of the parts - to birth a new baby neither of us could claim single parentage of.