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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
— Steven Wright
Tags: got, somewhere, lost, elephant, pet

Other Quotes by "Steven Wright"

It's very interesting, the joke comes first and then the wording comes within five seconds, maybe ten seconds. My thing is to get the joke across in as few words as possible. However, sometimes a word that's not really needed does help the rhythm of it. It's a gut feeling.
— Steven Wright
Tags: help, joke, sometimes, feeling, words
You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.
— Steven Wright
Tags: reading, humor, books
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
— Steven Wright
Tags: memory, humor, amnesia
I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.
— Steven Wright
Tags: few, books, purpose, children
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
— Steven Wright
Tags: here, just, me
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