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Late-night shows are 'Chopped.' Who are your guests tonight? Your guests tonight are veal tongue, coffee grounds and gummy bears. There, make a show ... Make an appetizer that appeals to millions of people. That's what I like. How could you possibly do it? Oh, you bring in your own flavors. Your own house band is another flavor.
— Stephen Colbert
Tags: your, people, coffee, you

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I spent my first two years at a small all-male college in Virginia called Hampden-Sydney. That was like going to college 120 years ago. The languages, a year of rhetoric, all of the great books, Western Man courses, stuff like that.
— Stephen Colbert
Tags: like, college, great, man
In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant. One motto on the show is, 'Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.'
— Stephen Colbert
Tags: facts, motto, you, truth
Who really wants to be themselves when they're teenagers?
— Stephen Colbert
Tags: themselves, wants, really, who
I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry.
— Stephen Colbert
Tags: newspaper, like, school, poetry
I don't perceive my role as a newsman at all. I'm a comedian from stem to stern. You can cut me open and count the rings of jokes.
— Stephen Colbert
Tags: stem, open, jokes, you, me
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