I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
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If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.
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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can't.
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I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
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My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
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