Rory Bremner I have no problem with; he is a satirist, and a very funny one, too.

When my hair is long enough to be cut, I go to my wife's hairdresser, and she generally pays for it.

In fact, as a spin bowler, you have to work on the batsman over after over.

But I think the only thing that annoys me about that is if I suddenly find someone on commercial radio or something like that, mimicking my voice or actions and trying to promote a product and pretending it's me doing it.

Media were never allowed into an Australian dressing room until I became skipper. I changed that and invited them in at the close of play each day, thereby confirming for many administrators they had appointed a madman as captain.