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The last thing I'd learn, well into my career, was how to get on, how to say hello, how to get in with the audience.
— Phyllis Diller
Tags: well, how, career, say

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You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.
— Phyllis Diller
Tags: old, your, know, you
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
— Phyllis Diller
Tags: down, next, children, walk, teacher
My own laugh is the real thing and I've had it all my life.
— Phyllis Diller
Tags: real, laugh, my-life, life
My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.
— Phyllis Diller
Tags: like, look, justice, me
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
— Phyllis Diller
Tags: parenting, only, parents, children, home
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