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Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.
— Milton Berle
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Other Quotes by "Milton Berle"

People say I owe a lot to television. The fact is I was a star long before television. What TV made me is unemployed.
— Milton Berle
Tags: television, long, people, me
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.
— Milton Berle
Tags: like, know, husband, feel
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
— Milton Berle
Tags: how, evolution, only, hands
Laughter is an instant vacation.
— Milton Berle
Tags: humor, instant, vacation, laughter
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.
— Milton Berle
Tags: far, cannot, who, never
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