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A big leather-bound volume makes an ideal razorstrap. A thing book is useful to stick under a table with a broken caster to steady it. A large, flat atlas can be used to cover a window with a broken pane. And a thick, old-fashioned heavy book with a clasp is the finest thing in the world to throw at a noisy cat.
— Mark Twain
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.
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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
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