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You can write the best column in the world on Monday, and it does you absolutely no good on Tuesday. There is no way to win. You just write until you are tired, they fire you, or you die.
— Lewis Grizzard
Tags: fire, you, good, best

Other Quotes by "Lewis Grizzard"

The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wiggle out of one.
— Lewis Grizzard
Tags: trying, more, will, mistakes
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
— Lewis Grizzard
Tags: game, opportunity, you, life
I wish one time in my life I could do what other writers do... get me a villa in Spain and go there to write a book.
— Lewis Grizzard
Tags: my-life, time, me, life
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
— Lewis Grizzard
Tags: team, never, dog, you, life
I gave 738 Rotary Club speeches, and it was just driving me crazy, so someone said, 'Why don't you charge money?'
— Lewis Grizzard
Tags: crazy, money, you, me
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