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I gave 738 Rotary Club speeches, and it was just driving me crazy, so someone said, 'Why don't you charge money?'
— Lewis Grizzard
Tags: crazy, money, you, me

Other Quotes by "Lewis Grizzard"

The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wiggle out of one.
— Lewis Grizzard
Tags: trying, more, will, mistakes
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
— Lewis Grizzard
Tags: game, opportunity, you, life
I wish one time in my life I could do what other writers do... get me a villa in Spain and go there to write a book.
— Lewis Grizzard
Tags: my-life, time, me, life
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
— Lewis Grizzard
Tags: team, never, dog, you, life
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.
— Lewis Grizzard
Tags: never, house, family, alone
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