All my humor is based on destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing in the bread line - right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.
I'm not a comedian. And I'm not sick. The world is sick, and I'm the doctor. I'm a surgeon with a scalpel for false values.
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
If God made the body, and the body is dirty, then the fault lies with the manufacturer.
The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.
I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.
