I had just heard tales that the Valkyrie were large warriors, akin to Amazons.” “If you’re the sole survivor of an army attacked by us, are you going to say we had our asses handed to us by petite, nubile females, or by she-monsters who can bench Buicks?
Tags: humor, assumptions

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My toughest criticism usually comes from myself. As my editor can attest to, I'm never done tweaking a book until the production department has to rip it from my hands!
Tags: book, hands, never, myself
One of my favorite things to do is formulate powers for a character, then come up with their corresponding weaknesses and liabilities. And I delight in world-building: melding the supernatural with the natural, then tweaking and polishing until it feels organic.
Tags: organic, come, things, character
The bottom line is, insults only hurt when they come from someone I respect.
Tags: success, insults, inspirational, failure
When she absently worried her bottom lip with one of her adorable little fangs, he sighed. The Enemy of Old fucking sighed. Dear gods, it’d finally happened to him. Happiness. Then his own fangs sharpened.I will kill anyone who tries to take this feeling away from me.
Tags: lothaire, kresley-cole, immortals-after-dark, happiness, funny, elizabeth
I take no actions that I wouldn’t publicly recount. If you can’t speak your deeds, then don’t do them.
Tags: death, aric
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