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I never turn on the crowd. Sometimes, you think it's a terrible show, and then afterward, sometimes people say they really liked it. So turning on the crowd is only going to alienate the few people who might like it. What do I do in that situation? Get through it.
— John Mulaney
Tags: never, think, people, you

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I have too many influences to name. I like a wide variety of stuff, which I think has been helpful. I liked every comedian I saw on TV growing up in the '80s. Every comedian.
— John Mulaney
Tags: growing-up, like, name, think
Stand-up for me is just my opinions on things, so it wouldn't be as fun translated into a sketch. Nor would a sketch be as fun if it were me standing there saying it.
— John Mulaney
Tags: sketch, things, saying, fun, me
I'm pretty self-critical about everything I've ever done: stand-up, 'SNL.'
— John Mulaney
Tags: about, pretty, everything, done
All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.
— John Mulaney
Tags: understand, dad, money, me
I have found that people who really want to work at 'Saturday Night Live' and pursue it get pretty close. You have to be funny - but everyone who works there, it was their dream to work there. So it's kind of nice in that way - there's a lot of people who say, 'I just always wanted to do this, and now I'm doing it.'
— John Mulaney
Tags: people, you, work, funny
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