Honest to God, she was the noisiest woman he'd ever been shot at with.
For some unknown reason, success usually occurs in private, while failure occurs in full view.
Men are like roses. You have to watch out for the pricks.
Lily, the next time you tell me you don't know what to do with family. Because you know exactly. It's about loyalty and kindness and unconditional love, and you are more than capable of all that.
I've given up men. It's true. At first, I was just going to give up attorneys, but that seemed immature - and far too exclusive, so I'm playing it safe and giving up all the penis-carrying humans.
Maddie swallowed hard and tried to channel… which actress? Damn, she couldn’t think of an actress to save her life! She was on her own.