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Couples without kids have each other, their friends, families, and Siri to talk to. It's not like they're quarantining themselves in an underground bunker, never to take a romantic stroll on the beach or attend a Morrissey concert ever again. They're just using birth control.
— Jen Kirkman
Tags: beach, friends, never, romantic

Other Quotes by "Jen Kirkman"

At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there's all kinds of comedy, making us one big happy family.
— Jen Kirkman
Tags: comedy, sketch, happy, family
Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome young male nurses who love butterscotch.
— Jen Kirkman
Tags: handsome, community, education, love
I'd love to be a hit in Germany. I'm working on trying to get a gig as David Hasselhoff's opening act.
— Jen Kirkman
Tags: act, opening, trying, love
I have memories of my grandfather Kirkman making mashed potatoes that were so good because they tasted like a bowl of butter. I love my mom's brownies. My favorite thing about both of those recipes is that someone else made them for me.
— Jen Kirkman
Tags: me, good, memories, love
I have this idyllic love life, but my mind just won't accept that. I would like to bring a new guy home every night. I try to make humor out of that situation.
— Jen Kirkman
Tags: night, home, life, love
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