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I'm kind of a nerd. A square. And I'm terrible at telling jokes. I always forget the punch line.
— Jeff MacNelly
Tags: punch, jokes, forget, always

Other Quotes by "Jeff MacNelly"

I really do have a self-censorship problem, which isn't the way you should be if you're a cartoonist.
— Jeff MacNelly
Tags: which, problem, way, you
I'm looking forward to working for the 'Tribune' because any company that can invest in the Chicago Cubs has a view of the future we cannot begin to comprehend.
— Jeff MacNelly
Tags: looking-forward, view, looking, future
Editorial pages all say, 'Well, the other guy has a point, too. It remains to be seen how this will come out. We certainly hope it comes out fine; blah, blah.' Cartoonists don't go that way. Our job is to stick out our tongues, to show a big raspberry to whatever pompous jerk happens to be mouthing off.
— Jeff MacNelly
Tags: will, go, job, hope
Political cartoonists get hung up on daily deadlines and the front page. The worst thing you can do is open up the newspaper and ask, 'What's funny about this?'
— Jeff MacNelly
Tags: political, you, daily, funny
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