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First off, I don't do self-deprecation comedy based on being fat. I would always talk about it honestly. Secondly, I don't care how much I weigh.
— Jeff Garlin
Tags: comedy, always, care, fat

Other Quotes by "Jeff Garlin"

I like raconteurs; I like conversation. I liked the 'Tonight Show' when it was 90 minutes, I like when people aren't plugging things per se, and they're just in the moment being interesting.
— Jeff Garlin
Tags: things, conversation, people, moment
When you see a bad romantic comedy, you see the script, the director, and the actors trying to create this warmth and this pathos and this feeling that you care about them. That cannot be manufactured - it's either there or it isn't.
— Jeff Garlin
Tags: bad, feeling, romantic, you
I have the bigger iPad, but the Mini is the best. It just seems perfect. The old one seems so big and heavy. I like simple and clean.
— Jeff Garlin
Tags: perfect, like, simple, best
Acting's fine if the script's written by Paddy Chayefsky and Martin Scorsese directs it, but unless you have something like that, I don't really enjoy acting.
— Jeff Garlin
Tags: acting, like, enjoy, you
I'm from Chicago and it's a huge influence on me.
— Jeff Garlin
Tags: huge, chicago, influence, me
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