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Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that's why they never hit any home runs. It's a safety issue.
— Jay Leno
Tags: never, hurt, fight, home

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Politics is just show business for ugly people.
— Jay Leno
Tags: ugly, people, business, politics
Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike and Tina Turner.
— Jay Leno
Tags: together, you, today, hope
My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic?
— Jay Leno
Tags: something, important, me, today
The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.
— Jay Leno
Tags: serious, hands, new, day
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
— Jay Leno
Tags: out, idiot, medicine, new
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