Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear.
A consumer is a shopper who is sore about something.
Corporations cannot commit treason, or be outlawed or excommunicated, for they have no souls.
Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.
In the business world an executive knows something about everything, a technician knows everything about something and the switchboard operator knows everything.
One often learns more from ten days of agony than from ten years of contentment.