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The stalker, meanwhile, stepped into the road. Didn’t even check for traffic. There wasn’t any, but something told me this was lucky for traffic rather than the stalker.
— Graham Parke No Hope for Gomez!
Tags: philosophy, humor, comedy

Other Quotes by "Graham Parke"

Sadly, my socks are like snowflakes, no two are exactly alike.
— Graham Parke
Tags: science, humor
We played for about half an hour before I realized we were actually playing two different games. What I’d thought of as ludo was actually a game called gin rummy, and what Warren was playing seemed to be a mixture of craps and table tennis. Once we started playing by one consistent set of rules, though, the fun was really over.
— Graham Parke No Hope for Gomez!
Tags: relationships, philosophy, humor
I didn't want to do it,' Kiala said. 'The universe just kind of conspired to force me to make a fool of myself. It does that quite a lot, actually.
— Graham Parke Unspent Time
Tags: weird, philosophy, humor
Mathematicians finally developed a financial model to accurately compare apples and oranges. Any two kinds of fruit can be compared, although guavas still cause minor rounding errors.
— Graham Parke No Hope for Gomez!
Tags: philosophy, humor
I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.
— Graham Parke Unspent Time
Tags: weird, philosophy, humor
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