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My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally, I was able to stop waiting tables, and I was able to pay the rent, and that was by being a stand-up comic. Not a very good stand-up comic, but good enough to make a living.
— Graham Norton
Tags: ambition, waiting, good, success

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It's amazing how I can just ramble on for hours, isn't it? And so unentertaining or uninteresting. But I can ramble on for hours. It's a sort of terrible gift, isn't it?
— Graham Norton
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It sounds deeply shallow, but for brief spells every member of the public can be fascinating.
— Graham Norton
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Occasionally the state of the planet can knock me off my perky perch.
— Graham Norton
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If you'd told the young Graham Norton that I'd one day have this amount of money, I'd have assumed it would have come from a lottery win.
— Graham Norton
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My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, 'okay, if that's what you want'. And he was a very good guest. That's a real exception to the rule.
— Graham Norton
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