Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?