Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.