Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.