I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.