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If I were bombing with my jokes in English, I would go back to France. Maybe do that mime thing.
— Gad Elmaleh
Tags: english, jokes, back, go

Other Quotes by "Gad Elmaleh"

When they don't know you, when you don't have credits and they're thinking, 'I don't know this French guy,' your first five minutes are trying to seduce them, trying to get them on your side. And it's not easy.
— Gad Elmaleh
Tags: your, know, thinking, you
There were two things I used to do to seduce girls: jokes and music. Since I'm not a great pianist, jokes were my thing.
— Gad Elmaleh
Tags: jokes, things, great, music
Americans don't like puns and plays on words, which is totally opposite in the comedy world to France or even Italy and Germany.
— Gad Elmaleh
Tags: comedy, like, words, world
Actually, I don't like dogs. I'm from Morocco, and people there don't like animals.
— Gad Elmaleh
Tags: dogs, animals, like, people
America is where standup comedy was born. It's the standard. So you want to go and do your job where this is the mecca of what you do.
— Gad Elmaleh
Tags: your, go, job, you
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