A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier and hoarser than his wife.
Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist.
A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.
Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk.
No one can help you in holding a good job except Old Man You.
People are always neglecting something they can do in trying to do something they can't do.