The average person pushes an elevator button 6 or 7 minutes before realizing it's not working. I did a study on this, you know.
When you first start out with something new, you're always a little uptight.
I write my own tweets.
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.
To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting chance, I'm really thrilled.
If something strikes me as funny, I'll put it in my performance.