I couldn't sell air conditioners on a 98-degree day. When I demonstrated them in a showroom, I pushed the wrong button and blew the circuit.
When you first start out with something new, you're always a little uptight.
I write my own tweets.
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.
To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting chance, I'm really thrilled.
If something strikes me as funny, I'll put it in my performance.
