Mark Twain's Roughing It is a book that many people don't know about, but I highly recommend to anybody at any age.

Painting does what we cannot do - it brings a three-dimensional world into a two-dimensional plane.

Comedy is a very, very, very stringent business.

A lion's work hours are only when he's hungry; once he's satisfied, the predator and prey live peacefully together.

If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth.