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The real problem you get with humour is that you only have so many kinds of jokes within you, and you mine that vein a lot. This isn't just common to me; it's anybody who's funny.
— Bill Bryson
Tags: real, you, me, funny

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Nobody gets excited about the future at all, ever. The future is something we find depressing and worrisome.
— Bill Bryson
Tags: find, something, nobody, future
I once joked in a book that there are three things you can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until he is ready to see you, and you can't go home again.
— Bill Bryson
Tags: go, home, you, life
There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until he's ready to see you, and you can't go home again.
— Bill Bryson
Tags: go, home, you, life
I want things to be better all the time. And I tend to get angry about that. Books are an opportunity to vent.
— Bill Bryson
Tags: better, angry, opportunity, time
It is unthinkable to have a British countryside that doesn't have actual functioning farmers riding tractors, cows in fields, things like that.
— Bill Bryson
Tags: things, like, farmers, riding
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