I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.
The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.
I mean, can I really create a full, three-dimensional character? I don't know anymore. I'm certainly going to try.
I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
I celebrate everyone's religious holidays. if it's good enough for the righteous, it's good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.
A lot of people have no access to beauty. When I was growing up, my mother had only a few pretty things to look at.
