I weirdly do consider myself an optimist about love.

I'm the kind of person, if I see something, like a funny video, I want to share it. With Twitter and Tumblr you can do that on a mass scale, and people get to know your personality.

For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid.

A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.

Stand-up comedy is a raunchy profession.