Your medical tests are in. You're short, fat, and bald.
What this country needs is a credit card for charging things to experience.
A smile is a facelift that's in everyone's price range!
If you spend all of your time racing ahead to the future, you're liable to discover you've left a great present behind.
If I had a nickel for every time I said 'Why me?' I'd have probably said 'Why me?' more often.
There's no future in spending our present worrying about our past.
Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.
I wouldn't mind the rat race - if the rats would lose once in a while.
The waist is a terrible thing to mind.
