I will do comedy until the day I die: inappropriate comedy, funny comedy, gender-bending, twisting comedy, whatever comedy is out there.
It's sad when you say a $30 million film is an inexpensive film, but it is.
There's so many different ways to cheat. People think infidelity is the way to cheat. I think it's sometimes far worse to emotionally cheat on somebody.
The acting thing is so beyond my control. Acting isn't mine. You're like a tiny piece in this big, corporate mechanism that needs chemistry and divine intervention.
Ironing is comfort. It's control. I'm a nutty person who likes to make sure everything is in its place.
You can't really dance properly to James Brown. If you dance to James Brown, you look like an idiot. There's a lot of jerking.
I can't selfishly take journeys anymore because I have to take a little boy along with me.
It's just too much if you make your career everything. It is everything when you're doing it. But you have to find things you love just as much.
I'm a true believer in karma. You get what you give, whether it's bad or good.
Lemons clean everything. It's the greatest disinfectant.
After a while, you have no idea how old you are because you've lied so many times.
I hope they invent a machine in which you type in the age you want to be, and it lifts and separates everything nonsurgically.
I'm controlling, and I want everything orderly, and I need lists. My mind goes a mile a minute. I'm difficult on every single level.
I like lists, I'm controlling, I like order. I'm difficult on every level.
Half of my family has a deep-rooted connection to the South and Louisiana, and for me, New Orleans is one of our most precious, historic communities: visually, emotionally, artistically.
Every movie is a love story.
Makeup is scary. When I do it myself, it's just mascara, and sometimes I forget even to do that.
Nobody can make me cry in public. I'll punch them first before they make my mascara smear.
I think every human being has a level of melancholy in life and in general.
Fame means when your computer modem is broken, the repair guy comes out to your house a little faster.
