The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance.
Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.
I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.
