Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.
I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.
Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.