I think once you enter the dating world and you realise it's nothing like those Disney movies you watched when you were a little girl, you just become more guarded.
Ninety-eight percent of the things that come out of my mouth are intended to be harmless or even charming. They're not ever intended to be offensive or controversial.
If you're in a heterosexual relationship and you're a female, you win.
Try and stay away from dairy - especially if you're a woman! It's really hard on your hormones.
Boys in their twenties are a waste of time. They have nothing to offer conversationally; they're immature. I feel like I have a better shot with someone in his thirties.
Having an infant is difficult. It's a lot of work, and I didn't hire any help because I overestimated my own abilities.
I'm self-loathing, introverted, and neurotic.
I've learned that being a celebrity is like being a sacrificial lamb. At some point, no matter how high the pedestal that they put you on, they're going to tear you down.
I've never really socialized; I've always been anti-social and preferred to be at home. I was never, even my late teens and early twenties, into clubs and parties and stuff like that.
If you're billed as a comedian, people will accept anything you say as light-hearted and not with intent behind it.
I basically read every book ever written about Marilyn Monroe.
When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, 'Do you think I'm stupid?'. They can't grasp that I'm old enough to be married.
I could see myself in a relationship with a girl; Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing.
I've read the 'Book of Revelation' a million times. It does not make sense, obviously. It needs to be decoded.
I loved 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.' It was such a big part of my childhood.
I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys.
But me contradicting a news story is not going to make my words fact. It will just create a new news story.
I have no friends and I never leave my house.
I started drawing when I was about 2, mostly pictures of my mother and my sister. When I got into school, instead of taking the notes that I should have been taking, I was drawing in all of my notebooks. It was an artwork thing for me at first.
I don't need someone else's power. I'm obtaining my own.
