Teachers can go on cruises with the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration and anyone can spend the summer as a volunteer in a National Parks and even earn money doing it.
Government workers often get a bad rap, but it's rare for them to receive much appreciation when government works.
As I've said before, free money scams are a problem.
I've been giving free money seminars for the troops at Walter Reed Hospital and one of the Iraqi War Vets realized that the military wouldn't pay for the dental work he needed.
We all have to stand by our life's work as the true test of what we have done for the world.
Many of you might already recognize me as the guy in the question-mark suits appearing in the late night TV commercials and on the cover of educational books and CDs.
A degree of lying - you know, white lies - seems to be inherent in all languages and all forms of communication.