All these cities I go to, I never see them. They may be the most beautiful places in the world, but I'll just usually go to the nearest bar. I need a couple of hours by myself.
I read daft history books. Sometimes the books I read are a bit crackers or strange.
If it's me and yer granny on bongos, it's the Fall.
My earliest memory is learning to read 'Muffin the Mule' when I was about three.
It's just like music when you reckon it up. It's like listening to Pavement it's just The Fall in 1985, isn't it? They haven't got an original idea in their heads.
'Re-Mit' is going to terrify people. It's quite horrible. The Fall have had enough and we're coming for you.
He told me I didn't understand, that we were from the bleak industrial wastes of North England, or something, and that we didn't understand the Internet. I told him Fall fans invented the Internet. They were on there in 1982.