I am afraid I shall not find Him, but I shall still look for Him. If He exists, He may be appreciative of my efforts.
I have a remarkable memory; I forget everything. It is wonderfully convenient. It is as though the world were constantly renewing itself for me.
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you find it.
It`s not how old you are, it`s how you are old.
Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.
I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
It is when we are faced with death that we turn most bookish.
If one were to build the house of happiness, the largest space would be the waiting room.
Writing is a way of talking without being interrupted.
The story I am writing exists, written in absolutely perfect fashion, some place, in the air. All I must do is find it, and copy it.
the important people in our lives leave imprints. they may die or go in the physical realm, but they are always there in your heart, because they helped form your heart
We are so happy to advise others that occasionally we even do it in their interest.
Truth makes many appeals, not the least of which is its power to shock.
I finally know what distinguishes man from the other beasts: financial worries.
An optimist is a driver who thinks that empty space at the curb won't have a hydrant beside it.
It doesn't pay to say too much when you are mad enough to choke. For the word that stings the deepest is the word that is never spoke, Let the other fellow wrangle till the storm has blown away, then he'll do a heap of thinking about the things you didn't say.
The bourgeois are other people.
Words are the coins making up the currency of sentences, and there are always too many small coins.
Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time.
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.