I don't know why British actors are getting big parts in American TV shows. Maybe it's because we're cheap.
I've hung out at dozens of playgrounds, bored out of my mind, with not even a look of comfort from disapproving mothers all around me. Either they think I'm a pedophile or a deadbeat dad. That's what I get for being a single dad - suspicious looks at the playground.
Prince Charles is the best-dressed man in the world.
For a straight man, I seem to have to kiss an awful lot of men!
