Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!
I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!
I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.
Specifically, Iβd like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since itβs less wasteful.
Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?
I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification. -Calvin
Like delicate lace, So the threads intertwine, Oh, gossamer web Of wond'rous design! Such beauty and grace Wild nature produces... Ughh, look at the spider Suck out that bug's juices!
That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning and inhibit clarity.
CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.
At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!
I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.
You can present the material, but you can't make me care.
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.
