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If you like a conversational style of comedy, if you like comedy that's a little dangerous, I'm your guy.
— Ari Shaffir
Tags: dangerous, your, style, you

Other Quotes by "Ari Shaffir"

I'm a bit of an introvert, so after talking for an hour and then shaking hands and taking pictures with the people who came out, I kind of need to be alone for a bit to get away from all stimuli.
— Ari Shaffir
Tags: pictures, hands, people, alone
Early on, I had a girlfriend come see me, and she was like, ‘Yeah, it was good, but you were funny at a dining hall at the University of Maryland.' That's when I realized I was contrived. I was reciting jokes. So I really worked on - no matter what - sounding like I was just talking to the people.
— Ari Shaffir
Tags: you, me, good, funny
I never had good grades until I dropped out of religion. And then suddenly, my grades went up.
— Ari Shaffir
Tags: grades, never, religion, good
Marc Maron yells at people. I have a memory of him yelling at Jonah Ray from offstage about something he was saying, just fun stuff.
— Ari Shaffir
Tags: saying, fun, memory, people
I definitely recommend keeping frozen corn dogs in your freezer.
— Ari Shaffir
Tags: frozen, corn, dogs, your
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